Monthly Archives: October 2007
Not my fantasy…
Salmon and Chicken flavored anal fantasy
OK, so yesterday I paid two women $570 to make me lay back while one stuck things inside me and the other watched on. I have MANY clients who have this fantasy. I, on the other hand, do not. Truthfully, if they looked more like Janine on the cover of Blink 183′s Enema of the State
, and less like .. you know, then maybe I could have worked with it. They could have dimmed the lights a bit too. That mighta helped.
Anyway, my saline ultrasound says that my uterus is ready to be used once more.
*gulp* Am I ready for this?
Oh the irony that I am spending SO much money to get preggers this time when before I got my tubes tied, I couldn’t afford the pill.
Filed under Trying To Breed
KittyKat VS The Olive
Last weekend I finally had my first eating in public with the flipper outing. To… a BBQ. What where they cooking? Ribs. Yup. Me with no front teeth, off to eat meat off a bone. This is a pretty foodie intense crowd, so the ribs where falling off the bones delectable and turned out to be the least of my problem. My main problem was an olive. A cute little black, does wonders for your hair, goes well on pizza, olive.
‘Cept, this being a foodie crowd, it was not your average olive – which was what drew me to it in the first place.
I’ve just walked in a said my hellos. There is a ton of appetizer type food out and I’m saying my hellos to the people around the table when this giant, shiny (ooh! Shiny!) large egg sizes things winks at me and as I’m talking to my friend I pick it up and go to put it in my mouth.
Filed under Issues. We All Have Issues.
