Monthly Archives: March 2008
Still Here?
I don’t know? Am I?
I can’t believe it’s been so long since I’ve posted.
Bwahahahahaha!! Refer to my first post. I should go to blogger jail for blogger abuse and neglect.
What have I been doing? Well, still trying to plan a wedding. From across the country. Still trying not to reach through the phone and slap my future father in laws bat shit crazy wife across her bat shit crazy bufount hairdo as she calls up bi-weekly to tell me what steps she’s taken to plan my wedding. My favorite was when she called to tell me she had returned the square mirrors (I wanted mirrors??) for round mirror? (I wanted round mirrors???) Am I sleep planning this wedding and forgetting whole conversations?
Maybe, cause every time I see her number come up on the called ID, I do tend to lay my head down.
And cry. Did I mention that she looks like Big Bird? Yes, with a helmet shaped bufont hairdo. You really can’t call it anything but a hairdo. It’s certainly not a hair style. Maybe a hair don’t.
