Monthly Archives: June 2008
And Hilarity Ensued
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
Just a quick note to document the events of the morning.
Got up early, walked the dog to the local lab for blood work, home just as DaddyO is getting out of bed. They call two hours later to give me the FABULOUS results and I call DaddyO who had JUST left for work. Crying of course. He freaks and things something is wrong, I assure him that it definitely NOT and he decides to come home and spend the morning with me anyway.
I’m thinking it might be because of the aforementioned post’s title. Perhaps.
So I just in the shower to get all freshened up for our long awaited early afternoon tryst and celebration.
Just as I’m getting out of the shower (once again all freshly shaved with the vibrating razor and feeling VERY ready to play) I hear the door bell.
And strange voices. Foreign accents.
Filed under Issues. We All Have Issues., Trying To Breed
You know what is a really bad idea…?
Shaving your little lady with a vibrating razor at the tail end of a two week no sex/orgasm zone. Now I’m just cranky.
In other, possibly related news, DaddyO has been strangely attentive.
Makes me think I need to pull my head out of the IVF blogs and get back to writing that post about tease and denial, chastity and orgasm control.
Filed under Issues. We All Have Issues.
Netflix Queues
Holy Mother OF Not Now!
So, as the morning sickness sets in and and I look forward to 9 months of not being able to work as much and not wanting to hang out with friends in bars as much then a year or so of sitting home with babies and start looking forward to sitting home and finally taking fun advantage of my netflix account, they get rid of the separate queues.
Netflix has been my savior every time I’ve been sick or down for one of my fun dental surgeries or just need a date night or an afternoon to myself. DaddyO has his queue of boy movies and I have my queue of girl movies and I’ve rated my girl movies and I get mighty fine girl recommendations from them. DaddyO has rated all this movies and gets more of the lame ol, sorry, same ol boy movies.
I get a movie and watch it in a couple days or weeks and send it back. DaddyO gets a movie and holds onto it like a newfound treasure, never cracking the package.
Filed under Issues. We All Have Issues.
It must be true! I read it on the internets!
The internets say I'm pregnant
Yesterday I went to Target and bought a fancy-pants digital pregnancy test. Rather then rely on the traditional, pee on it and art will happen and you can interprete it test, I chose the pee on it and it will do some calculations and give you a definitive answer test. Pregnant. Not Pregnant.
BTW, do you know that in the fine print, you are warned about radio interference from your digital pregnancy test.
Our whole life revolves around electronics, we understand them. We trust them. We’re used to the temperamental ways in which they sometimes do their jobs and sometimes, the need to be rebooted and then they do their job. And really, we get 90% of our news from the internets and the other 10% from our cell phones.
So I pee on it (and NOT my fingers this time. I’m getting good at this!) and snap the cap on and wait.
An hour glass starts spinning on it’s little screen.
It keeps spinning.
Filed under Trying To Breed
And now the screaming starts…
And now the screaming starts...
This two week wait is killing me. Dead.
I had a post I had started about how I was how terrified I was that this biology experiment wouldn’t work and would we be able to afford to try again? And should we go with the same clinic. And when should we start again. And holy mother of GAWD what if it does work? What will happen to the business I’ve worked so hard to create? Will I want to see clients? How will I support my $hoe habit?? Will I ever get my waist back? (been WAY too lucky in that regard.) And what about my social life?
But then I was too busy not working to post it.
DaddyO has demanded that I take it easy during the 2ww. Unfortunately, my name is (actually it’s not, but you get my drift) Dead Cow Girl and I have a problem saying no to clients who want to pay me the money. So I worked all day on Wednesday. And a bit on Thursday. Then on Sat. Then again on Sun. And I’m booked all day today. But I took Friday off!! And I have Tomorrow off. And I almost had Wednesday off but I just got an email… from a client.. with … money…
Filed under The Spanking Factory, Trying To Breed
Today? Really? Now?
Wonder Sauna Hot Pants
Today is the first day I have actual work and social obligations to attend to since the transfer and today is the day all the progesterone and the estrogen I’m taking has decided to kick in and make me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be near anything that has any scent at all. Or I will, I promise you. Hurl. Actually, not really hurl, but maybe spit up all down the front of myself.
That should be impressive at my Lady’s in Business meeting this afternoon. Or better yet, as I’m helping some cross dresser into his panties. Seriously dudette, if your lil ass is not fresh and clean, I WILL be hosing you down in the shower.
Partly because I will have just spit up on you.
Filed under The Spanking Factory, Trying To Breed
