Monthly Archives: October 2008
Alien Invasion
Holy Shit. I’m eating a hoho. I’m knitting, and screaming at the debate on TV, and eating a hoho.
I am the one who eats fresh fruits and vegis every day. I limit the amount of red meat I eat, although I thoroughly enjoy a good steak, I want it to be free range, hormone free. I don’t eat ANY corn syrup or processed sugars. I NEVER eat fast food. I don’t give the dessert menu more then a glance. I think you get the point.
Suddenly Taco Bell seems like a perfectly fine meal. I can even eat the “ground beef” in the tacos which is further proof that it is indeed, not meat. Because so far, I seem to be perfectly content to survive on red seedless grapes.
And suddenly Hostess products because last night I thought I was a gonna die if I didn’t get a cup cake. Soon. Unfortunately the only thing open was a corner store with the afforementioned HoHo’s.
Filed under Knocked Up
Missing: One Little Lady.
Mmm.... tacos...
Also answers to Pussy Cat, Mrs. Hoohoo, Private Coochi, Vajayjay, Miss Muffy, Honey Pot and occasionally, Pink Taco. Last seen about two weeks ago. Last night I thought I saw her in the mirror, but it turned out to be her evil twin, all crazed, hair growing ever which way, swollen and moody.
Yes. I’m getting that large already.
Filed under Knocked Up
