Monthly Archives: December 2008
Meet me at the Crossroads…
The Crossroads
Friends and co-workers keep asking me how seeing clients while pregnant is working out. So far, 7 months in, pretty well! Although, I think it’s about to change.
I quit seeing new clients once I started showing, but continue to see regulars. Mostly it’s been a positive experience. Most clients have been very welcoming, concerned about my comfort, (heels, no heavy lifting etc) in session. Those are the clients I continue to see with some regularity.
My adult babies are of course, all very excited – and love being out in public with me and pretending they are awaiting the arrival of a baby brother or sister.
One client, and probably my most broke, blue collar boy, has decided he could not possibly ask me to do all that hard work in session and has insisted on booking doubles with another Domme that I can direct and watch from my thrown. Ahh.. if only life could be so understanding.
Filed under Issues. We All Have Issues., Knocked Up, The Spanking Factory
sisters of a sort
I can tell we have more in common then the need for groceries long before she pulls out the stack of twenties to pay her bill.
Eyebrows. Impeccably maintained. Hair. Tied “casually” on the top of her head. Pricey highlights flashing. All signs of makeup scrubbed from her face.
(No trophy wife would be caught dead in public without make-up, ho’s and strippers on the other hand, need to air out the skin.)
Slightly too old for the Juicy Velor lounge suit she is wearing slightly too tightly. Showing slightly too much toned tummy. Very fresh manicure.
But it was more then how she appeared, there was also something in the way she acted, a little too familiar with the underage bag boy, hips swinging a certain way, head cocked, silly giggle, helpless, help me, no wait, I can do it, oh really, you are such a big strong man aren’t you…I can’t really explain it, but after 15 years in the industry I can spot it immediately.
Filed under The Spanking Factory
The invasion. It continues.
Or, shall I say, the Hilarious Hijinxs that constitute my life.
As a recap, this year has constituted planning a wedding, nearly a month abroad on honeymoon, simple oral surgery gone a a rye, IVF, successfully PREGNANT!!..?!, evicted, no, not evicted, no, yes, evicted, nevermind, you can stay, no please get out next week, buying a house, (throw a couple random family issues in there), remodeling house, no, nevermind, you don’t need to move, wait was yesterday Christmas?
The upheaval has HIGHlariously intensified last weekend. We had a three day weekend and figured we would get a ton of stuff done on the new house that had to be done before the crew showed up on Monday. Unfortunately we woke up Friday morning to a huge puddle (actually, I think a body of water this size constitutes a pond) in the carpet on the 3rd floor leaking into the second floor. Turns out that in a silly attempt to keep the house above freezing, DaddyO had turned up the heat so that maybe, possible, his pregnant, gassy, cranky bride could once again feel her toes. This made the radiator on the third floor blow a gasket sometime in the night.
Filed under Issues. We All Have Issues., Knocked Up
