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This weeks edition of … Boobs.
G( . )( . )gle
If this cycle doesn’t work, I want to start saving for a boob job and a tummy tuck. Should be ready to go by the time I’m 50. I’m pretty open about it. I don’t understand why someone can get a tattoo and show it off, but should be ashamed of getting their tits adjusted.
I don’t see the difference.
It all falls under the heading of Body Manipulations. It’s also about moderation. Too many tattoos is the same thing as too much plastic surgery – at least in my mind. Both are pretty. Both look painful. Both offer some pretty hilarious results if done poorly.
I’ve had implants and a lift. I had a little lipo. It’s nearly 15 years, one baby, 2 miscarriages and 3 failed transfers later. I’m do.
I just ran across this article about Brazilian B’s. It seems most people in Brazil are pretty open about plastic surgery there. At least boob jobs. I’m assuming butt implants and sex changes too as that’s what I always knew them for.
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Dare to Hope
I dare you to Hope. Muther Fucker.
For some reason, I am suddenly hopeful. I don’t know why. Maybe it was the thinking I had a cyst and getting mentally prepared to have the cycle cancelled. Maybe it was finding out the my lining was at 12 (muther. fucker. 12!!). Or maybe it’s just a case of the crazies setting in.
Probably the later.
But I do feel hopeful. For the first time in ages. This is our last cycle with our last three little snowbabies. Surely. Out of all those embryos, there has to be one good one. Surely… its one of these three.
The three Musketeers.
Transfer is set for next Monday. Beta is scheduled for Feb 8th – which is the Mr’s birthday. SURELY I couldn’t get a BFN on his birthday.
*Hopes comes crashing down.*
After all. I’m the girl who found out I had a Zombie Fetus on Halloween. The gods, they are always a laughing at me.
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Shiny Bunny
Mmmm... ninja bunny
When I first decided to review sex toys for Eden Fantasys, I of course headed straight to The Rabbits. What girl doesn’t love a rabbit? Once, in front of my mom, sister, my husband cracked a joke about my rabbit de jour. He assumed it was going to be an inside joke. It was not. My mom and sister snickered. He blushed. EVERY woman knows The Rabbit, my mom informs him.
The Platinum Jack Rabbit is not only pretty… it inspired giggles.
It’s a bit thicker then any of my previous rabbits and very…. aggressive. This is why, even though it’s not classified as a g-spot toy, that I’ve decided to include it in my g-spot January posts. The bunny vibrates against your clit, the beads twirls against the opening of your vagina, and the shaft twists and thumps on your g-spot. That makes it very good for woman who are mostly clitoral, but sometimes g-spot. The twisty shaft is strong. It doesn’t stand down when put under a little pressure – if you know what I mean. When I use it, I have to keep my legs closed tight around it so that the shaft is moving inside me – otherwise the handle is slapping me on the thigh.
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Emotional basket case for a new reason!
My Crazy Monkey
Oh, the excitement!
Today was Monkey’s last day at his current school. After winter break he moves on from a play based preschool, to a Montesorri preschool, partly for the more “formal” education, partly for the play yard access, partly for the music and dance classes, partly for the spanish classes…. and partly because the new school offers after school care so I can book clients more easily.
You would think this would be a fairly easy transition, but Oh. My. God. I couldn’t even look his teacher in the eye today without tearing up. She is so sweet, sounds just like Mary Poppins and shares stories about how she messed up her kids with me so I feel like less of a loser mom. Remember the broken collar bone? She had a story that at least equalled, if not surpassed it.
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This week in boobs
For those of you who arrived at my site via google image searches for pussy or boobs? Here you go.
Every where I turned this week, boobs seemed to be staring me in the face. Not my boobs of course. They were staring at my feet. But this post isn’t about my boobs, it about all the boobs in the news this week.
- International Breaking News Boobs: Russian Feminist Boobs Protest Vote Rigging. These are my kind of feminists!
- Trashy Airline Reading Boobs: Hacker Releases Lindsey Lohan’s Playboy Pictorial. Still unsure why anyone would want to see her boobs. What is she famous for anyway? UPDATED. THIS is why someone would want to see her boobs. Still don’t know why she’s famous.
- Religious Boobs: Salma Hayek proves god is real by praying for boobs. Seriously. I may actually start praying after this. Now taking applications from deities.
- Crazy Pants Boobs: ‘Long Island Lolita’ Amy Fisher looking to show for people to show her boobs to. I’m not sure where to begin on this one.
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Speechless Wednesday
Speechless Wednesday
I was going to save this image for an age play post, but, but, every time I see it I crack up. It’s distracting me from writing, so I needed to share it now.
Sorry.
My life’s goal is now to find a copy of this album. Not a recording, but an actual, hang it on the wall in a pretty frame copy of the vinyl.
I love the way that it says in small print on the top right corner “for adults only.” Because the boobs and the saucy title might not be enough warning. I mean, who looks at this picture and reads those songs and thinks, “why this would be a great way to introduce my toddler Lolita to music!”
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Disney Tips and Suggestions
Hand-jobs TOTALLY not recommended on the Matterhorn
This last week at Disneyland, I realized that there were a few tips that I, as a frequent visitor need to share. Suggestions you might not see on other mommy/travel/Disney blogs.
Space Mountain, despite taking place in pitch black, is the worst place to give hand-jobs. As a mom who co-sleeps and never gets 2 minutes alone sitting next to my husband in the dark, it was tempting. It is a fast paced roller coaster veering with no notice to the right or the left unexpectedly(adding to the fun really), but there is a bar, holding you in your seat, and your target penis in their pants. I’m pretty sure they planned it that way.
The best place in the park to give a hand job is the back seat of the Bee-hicle that carries you through the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, a halucinagic dream that the Disney imagineers have curiously created and called a childs ride. Just be sure you are quick about it. You have less then two minutes.
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NaBloPoMo
Well. Today is the last day of November. I have finished the equivalent of a bloggers marathon. I have posted something every day this month. Without fail.
It’s been a great exercise. It’s forced me to write and even given me a ton of ideas for future posts. I thought I would run out of topics, but quite the opposite has happened.
I’ve learned to take advantage of my auto scheduler for days when I knew I would be busy – or to cut a long post into two posts.
I do tend to ramble on… And on..
And it’s given me some interesting ideas for the future of this blog with The Other Women series. And yes. I need to think of a better name. But it is about the other women. Not about judging, as tends to be the norm, but sharing, and realizing… There is no norm.
It’s also pushed me to write from the bathroom on my iPhone. If thats all the time I get. Like right now.
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Sexting. You should have helped.
And now you're sorry.
Everyone on twitter seems to love to sext, but no one wanted to sext me examples of their best work. So? You are going to have to read one of mine.
This is vintage sexting. It was done with T9. Remember that shit? 45 key strokes to say “Be there in 5″, so if you actually had to say something, or get a point accross, it took real dedication.
Mr had gone to work. I had stayed over at his place and was in the middle of taking advantage of his 5 dvd changed full of porn hooked up to the bedroom tv.
Me: I’m watching porn in your bed and masterbating.
He: U.
Me: What?
He: It’s mastUrbating.
Me: Oh. Ok. U can masturbate too. But won’t the other guys at work get jealous?
He: Do you mean of the size of my cock?
Me: Um. Yeah. That too. But more about you are masturbating at work and they are just working.
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