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50% off another Monkey

dcg — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:38:36 +0000

I’m trying not to obsess. I really am. I’m trying SO HARD not to run to the nearest Target rip a box of pregnancy tests off the shelf and pee on them right there in the aisle. Partly because I … Continue reading →

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The Other Women: Tizz, from Baby Domme Blues

dcg — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:32:20 +0000

This is a guest post from Tizz and Baby Domme Blues. This is the first of two parts. If you would like to be part of my The Other Women series and write about your sexual identity, contact me! Your story can … Continue reading →

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This weeks edition of … Boobs.

dcg — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:36:53 +0000

If this cycle doesn’t work, I want to start saving for a boob job and a tummy tuck. Should be ready to go by the time I’m 50. I’m pretty open about it. I don’t understand why someone can get … Continue reading →

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Manny Moe Curly

dcg — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 06:07:01 +0000

Manny, Moe and Curly are on board.Manny and Moe are perfect hatching 6 day blasts. Curly is, as the RE put it, still catching up. And now we wait. Although I’m pretty sure I’ve already gassed them with my lethal … Continue reading →

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This is it!

dcg — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:21:42 +0000

In the immortal words of Michael Jackson; This Is It. I don’t know why my transfers always have musical references, they just do. Last time it was OK-Go. Actually, I think OK-Go, Here It Goes Again is the anthem of … Continue reading →

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Dare to Hope

dcg — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 01:43:04 +0000

For some reason, I am suddenly hopeful. I don’t know why. Maybe it was the thinking I had a cyst and getting mentally prepared to have the cycle cancelled. Maybe it was finding out the my lining was at 12 … Continue reading →

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Houston. We… don’t..? have a problem.

dcg — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 06:39:12 +0000

This morning, despite none of the 42 OPK’s I’ve pee’d on the last five days being positive, I went to my RE for my mid-cycle date with Mr Wandy. I have been having crazy cramps in right ovary for the … Continue reading →

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OPK’s are assholes

dcg — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 18:38:28 +0000

Seriously. Today was the day that I started peeing on ovulation predictor kits.officially. I pee’d on one yesterday, but that was just practice. Like I need it. Well. Actually I do. Because when I was 21, my abusive ex bullied … Continue reading →

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This is it people!

dcg — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 05:23:31 +0000

Tomorrow I turn 43. And, unless something big happens in the next couple of hours, I will not have discovered the real answer to life, the universe and everything. I feel completely let down by Douglas Adams. Tomorrow I also … Continue reading →

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Wordless Wednesday

dcg — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 22:26:29 +0000

Wordless Wednesday is a post from: Dead Cow Girl: Dominatrix Mommy Blogger